Hey, Lycra'd Vageens

I found this on my Facebook. She used to be my boss. She makes me want to vom a bit.

Her name begins with T and ends with anya.

Just in case you think this is all a misunderstanding / an unprovoked attack, may I quote? Yes.

"Sooooo....... am i HOT or what????? pls tell me if im not...

plus pointers on how to improve!"

The people, they say HOT. No improvements. None.

Ahhhhhitstingstheeyeballsandmakesmybumholepuckerwithscared.