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15 February, 2009

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To: muz at hardcoreboarding dot com
From: muzzas biatchh 93 at gmail dot yo

Subject: :O lol

Hey hun,

I was so sad on Sat nite cos you were busy down in melb but when Benno came over with your mixtape cd forme. I totally cried coz you knew all our songs, like I thought mebbe ur 2 bussy for the loved up sheeit. I hoped you watched Video Hits cos they played my shout out while "Bonny & Clyde" by Jay-Z was on and then I cried cos you weren't here. Hezzas a fuckin biatchh, she texted me sayin hey weres Muz hot shout out ya tard I hope you get ur end wet. She don't know nothin Babby, we're 4eva wat a fucken slut ill smash the cunt next time i see her in da food court.

Can't wait for you to come back and lob it in Babby and ill blow ya and maybe we can smoke some dope and you can eat my muff i tried to draw a heart in it but fukked it up so i had 2 shave it all hahalol hahajihadjihada halal yayaya terrorist muthafukkas. I'm your Bonny 4evs you make me wet wanna shove you up me rite now. Hey when you get back can I hit you up 4 20 bucks cos I wrote ma paysheet rwong an Joolz said i can only fix it next week ha wht a tite cunt.

love ya!!!!!1

2 comments:

  1. I want to put parentheses around you like a hug

    shit was tiiiiiiiiiight

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  2. What about my parents? Yo mama. It hurts me to write like this.

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